Nerd Alert

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
11/11/2015 at 18:54 • Filed to: None

Which makes you look the nerdiest

One of these:

Or One of these?

You can’t say the Segway, because it is the Grandaddy of all nerdy transportation. I doubt it can be topped.

DISCUSSION (12)

coelacanthist > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/11/2015 at 18:59

Yes.

pjhusa > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/11/2015 at 19:18

Lol, my friend has an Airwheel (the first video). Beats a “Swagway” (which is aka BS) any day.

Shankems > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/11/2015 at 19:58

These aren’t nerd material. These are douchebag material.

Anima > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/11/2015 at 20:26

I have to say the first because it makes you “that unicycle guy on campus” without the benefit of being able to ride a unicycle.

Baeromez > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/11/2015 at 23:03

They both make you look like a tool. If you really need to go faster than walking speed just ride a skateboard.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Baeromez
11/12/2015 at 11:37

Or you know...drive.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Anima
11/12/2015 at 11:38

I amazed...you consider the ability to ride a unicycle a benefit.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Shankems
11/12/2015 at 11:39

I’m still leaning towards nerd. It’s just one upright handlebar away from being Weird Al in White and Nerdy.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > pjhusa
11/12/2015 at 11:42

I’m going to Tokyo next week, so I will be watching to see if these are getting any use from the locals....Seeing as how Japan is living about 50 years in the future, they are probably riding around on real hoverboards, though.

Anima > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2015 at 12:59

I agree a dubious one at best. But at least it’s a skill!

pjhusa > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2015 at 16:13

They’re from China... just sayin’...

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2015 at 18:36

One time I saw a guy riding the second kind and I’ve never wanted somebody to fall of something so bad in my whole life.